The Red Phone

Justin Trudeau, Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin all die and go to Hell...

While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.

Satan tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin calls Russia and talks for 5 minutes.

When he’s finished Satan informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a cheque.

Next Donald Trump calls America and talks for 30 minutes.

When he’s finished Satan informs him that the cost is 6 million dollars, so Donald Trump also writes a cheque.

Finally Justin Trudeau gets his turn and talks for 4 hours.

When he's finished, Satan informs him that there will be no charge and that he is free to call Canada at no cost anytime he likes.

Putin goes ballistic and asks Satan why Justin Trudeau gets to call Canada for free and he and the Donald must pay?

Satan replied, "Since Justin Trudeau became Prime Minister, the country went to Hell, so it's a local call."

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